I see a policeman in Canberra’s city centre, driving a paddy wagon, while talking on a mobile phone!
Funny thing is, they preach about not driving while speaking on a mobile or flash message on the highway that they will fine me $280 if I am caught with a mobile.
So why is it ok for policemen and women to talk on the phone?
Hypocrites!
P.S i hope no one was in the paddy wagon.
Friday, September 30, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Five month mark...
It was brought to my attention that I have been dating my boy for five months now - five whole months.
This is officially the longest relationship I have ever been in. Don’t judge.
I have had relationships before but they have never lasted beyond three months and that’s because I get bored with them.
They never seem to:
A) contribute to the relationship
B) know what they are doing with … you know what,
C) know how to carry an intelligent conversation with another human being
D) feel emasculated if I happen to earn more than them or on a higher/ more responsibility job
E) know when being racist is just plain wrong
F) tell me how they feel without me having to prompt them (even once would be handy)
Ok I could keep going but I could run out of the alphabet.
I am in now uncharted territory now because I’ve never been with one man this long before.
I have been single a lot longer than he has been single.
He has been in relationships a lot longer than I have been in relationships.
We have similar interests and little patience for idiots, princesses, jackasses, and pretentious people, people who happen to speak with accents despite only visit London for week (ok that’s my thing) or anyone really remotely annoying.
We love cooking together (although he cooks, I bake), we hang out and chill on the weekends, and I don't feel like I have to hold back for fear of saying something that might make he feel uncomfortable.
Can it get any better? I think so; I know it can.
There isn’t any plan, or path, that each relationship takes because each time it’s different but it would be nice to have some sort of road map… even if I can’t read the bloody things!
This is officially the longest relationship I have ever been in. Don’t judge.
I have had relationships before but they have never lasted beyond three months and that’s because I get bored with them.
They never seem to:
A) contribute to the relationship
B) know what they are doing with … you know what,
C) know how to carry an intelligent conversation with another human being
D) feel emasculated if I happen to earn more than them or on a higher/ more responsibility job
E) know when being racist is just plain wrong
F) tell me how they feel without me having to prompt them (even once would be handy)
Ok I could keep going but I could run out of the alphabet.
I am in now uncharted territory now because I’ve never been with one man this long before.
I have been single a lot longer than he has been single.
He has been in relationships a lot longer than I have been in relationships.
We have similar interests and little patience for idiots, princesses, jackasses, and pretentious people, people who happen to speak with accents despite only visit London for week (ok that’s my thing) or anyone really remotely annoying.
We love cooking together (although he cooks, I bake), we hang out and chill on the weekends, and I don't feel like I have to hold back for fear of saying something that might make he feel uncomfortable.
Can it get any better? I think so; I know it can.
There isn’t any plan, or path, that each relationship takes because each time it’s different but it would be nice to have some sort of road map… even if I can’t read the bloody things!
Can one foo with a fight?
Right come 5th of December, I will be doing the following:
A) Rocking it out to the Foo Fighters
B) Rocking it out with my boy
C) Rocking it all night long!
I’m pretty excited and now I have to wait three months!
What the hell!!
A) Rocking it out to the Foo Fighters
B) Rocking it out with my boy
C) Rocking it all night long!
I’m pretty excited and now I have to wait three months!
What the hell!!
Monday, September 19, 2011
Who is answering these surveys?!!!
Right RVSP took upon themselves to conduct a thorough and quantitative survey which concluded that 46 per cent wanted sex three times a day or more in the first month of a new relationship.
Apparently 5300 randy people from across Australia were surveyed and this was the result.
I am … speechless.
In my entire life I have never been asked or participated in a survey, so I wonder who are these people are being surveyed? What mindset do they have when they are filling this survey out? They are probably crazed sex teenagers.
The same survey found that Generation Y are most likely to want sex up to six times a week!!! Do these people have jobs?!?
Bloody surveys!
Apparently 5300 randy people from across Australia were surveyed and this was the result.
I am … speechless.
In my entire life I have never been asked or participated in a survey, so I wonder who are these people are being surveyed? What mindset do they have when they are filling this survey out? They are probably crazed sex teenagers.
The same survey found that Generation Y are most likely to want sex up to six times a week!!! Do these people have jobs?!?
Bloody surveys!
Friday, September 9, 2011
What men want from women?
Really? Someone thought it was wise and worth spending a dollar trying to ask this question?
I came across this study today where a useless git of a research company went out and posed the question to men, what do you want from women?
The answer: We want a "good sort"
Wow... enlightening!
They want a woman that is trusting, loving and supportive, down to earth, with an attractive smile and eyes and an adventurous spirit. They openly valued traits such as togetherness, honesty, respect, a sense of humour and a best friend.
Aw that’s so after school special but there is more… always is.
They want a woman who has a good set of boobs, a nice bum, a focus on fashion and similar interests.
Fashion? Who are these men?
Every year, these studies come out trying to give women further insight into the world that is men and this is the best they can do. Seriously, who are they interviewing?
When I was reading this report in the news, each article seemed to include the picture of our very own Miss Universe, Jennifer Hawkins, is this supposed to tell me that Miss Universe is the bar woman all need to work towards?
Because I can tell you now … it’s never going to happen.
I would look like Jennifer Hawkins if (a) I stopped eating and only breathed in non-calorie air from Antarctica, (b) worked out for all hours of the day in the gym, and (c) didn’t have a job so I could work out all hours of the day in the gym.
To paint all men with same brush is ludicrous and just bad journalism.
I want to know how many men were asked these questions and where they were from because it sounds like these men spend longer in front of the mirror than I do, kiss their arms after a workout (and generally most of the other time), and drive a done up barina, bought by their mothers… one can paint the same brush (see how easy it is?).
Interesting, I read that some women were interviewed and the response was that women placed importance on personal hygiene and their friends' opinion of their partner.
That brush is certainly getting a work out!
I came across this study today where a useless git of a research company went out and posed the question to men, what do you want from women?
The answer: We want a "good sort"
Wow... enlightening!
They want a woman that is trusting, loving and supportive, down to earth, with an attractive smile and eyes and an adventurous spirit. They openly valued traits such as togetherness, honesty, respect, a sense of humour and a best friend.
Aw that’s so after school special but there is more… always is.
They want a woman who has a good set of boobs, a nice bum, a focus on fashion and similar interests.
Fashion? Who are these men?
Every year, these studies come out trying to give women further insight into the world that is men and this is the best they can do. Seriously, who are they interviewing?
When I was reading this report in the news, each article seemed to include the picture of our very own Miss Universe, Jennifer Hawkins, is this supposed to tell me that Miss Universe is the bar woman all need to work towards?
Because I can tell you now … it’s never going to happen.
I would look like Jennifer Hawkins if (a) I stopped eating and only breathed in non-calorie air from Antarctica, (b) worked out for all hours of the day in the gym, and (c) didn’t have a job so I could work out all hours of the day in the gym.
To paint all men with same brush is ludicrous and just bad journalism.
I want to know how many men were asked these questions and where they were from because it sounds like these men spend longer in front of the mirror than I do, kiss their arms after a workout (and generally most of the other time), and drive a done up barina, bought by their mothers… one can paint the same brush (see how easy it is?).
Interesting, I read that some women were interviewed and the response was that women placed importance on personal hygiene and their friends' opinion of their partner.
That brush is certainly getting a work out!
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