Sunday, March 6, 2011

Here thee, here thee

The court is in session.

On trial metro sexual men versus burly men.

In 2011, there are men walking around in the jungle wearing pink shorts, pastel colour t-shirts, product in their hair, and man tans.

This is in comparison to the gym nut men bulked up to the nines, or men that fear commitment or anything resembling a relationship, or the men who drink to excess, or the men that a so socially inept to hold a conversation without being offensive, racist or just plain rude.

What happened to men?

I've been on the dating scene for some time now and failed to find a man who doesn't have one or two, or all, of these qualities. Why? I ask you why?

Yesterday, I nearly laughed arse when I walked past a man in his mid-20s standing in the middle of a shopping centre with pink shorts, with white sand shoes, a long v-neck pastel purple shirt, with spiking product filled hair, and a light man tan.

Now this isn't an isolated event, I am seeing more and more of these men walking around, and less of the rough looking cow throwing down Australian man that I am used to. Yes, I am exaggerating a little but I only know the rough around the edges, non shaven, bulky man.

Where did he go?

These days, I walk into a pub and he is no where to be seen.

All I see is the man tans, the yuppies with a mobile phone attached to their head, and the boys roughing each other up while throwing down another beer. WHY!!

Is it too much to ask for a nice man who is respectful, who can carry a conversation and laugh at themselves... because if I can, you can!

The case of metro men versus the old fashioned Australian.... it looks like the metro men are winning.

So game on Aussie boys... its up to you do something!

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