Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Stop tailgating my car Canberrans!

Jesus!!! I can't say enough how crap Canberra drivers are.

They tailgate.

They speed.

They can't park.

They can't pick a bloody lane to stay in.

They don't know how to approach a roundabout, despite the fact my town is known for its roundabouts.

They don't understand the concept that breaking on a major highway is stupid and dangerous and that maybe you shouldn't be driving so close to my car that (a) I can't see your licence plate, (b) I can see you picking your nose, (c) you are driving a commodore, laser, ute, or basically a piece of shit that should be taken off the road.

I am judging you because I can, and YOU SHOULD BE!

My god... I have lived in Canberra, basically my entire life, and it makes my blood boil to see these idiots on the road. Not only are they putting my life at risk, they are putting their own and everyone around them and me at risk.

How did you get your licence?!?!

I tell you, come anywhere near me, and I swear god I will (a) slow down to trap you so you can't overtake, or (b) thump you because today I could have.

You're crap, and you should know it!

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