I can't do this... I need a drink if we are going to do this!!!

Ok so after a helicopter and four hours of Vegas outlet shopping, our feet and our wallets are tired. 

After resting up, we head out to the World of M&Ms. Four floors of chocolate and chocolate accessories. Oh yes. Four floors. Surprisingly, we didn't buy anything because it was quite expensive for chocolate. I did see raspberry filled M&Ms, Peanut Butter M&Ms, Pretzel M&Ms... i can keep going. There were so many different kinds of M&Ms. 

We walked for a little more and then stumbled upon, terror. Well for me, terror. For the boyfriend, sheer delight. The Goretorium. So I should explain what the Goretorium is exactly. It is the brainchild of horror writer/director, Eli Roth, and is a self-guided horror walk where everything starts in lobby, where you sit in a chair and get slightly shocked from electricity, while two women dressed in horror gear, smiling beside you. 

They have actors throughout the walk who depict all characters from different horror movies, including men with chain saws, butcher knives, zombies, the dude from Addams family, along with special effects and all things that are aimed at scaring the bejesus out of you. The walk included a zombie wedding and a wedding party where the table had maggots on it, while someone was eating their stomach. I was so scared. 

I clawed at the boyfriend's arms, neck, anything I could latch on to, while screaming like a hyena. It was f**king scary. There is no easy way to say it. It scared the crap out of me. So much so that my top was so wet that I scared myself that much. 

After we eventually got out of the walk, I begged for a drink to calm me down, while one of our newly met friends, ran to bathroom. 

I was so terrified that I ended up sculling my beer to calm my heart down. It was thundering away. I have never been so scared in my life. And when I turned to my boyfriend, he was smiling away, cool as a cucumber. Nothing. He was calm. Not scared. Not screaming. Not seeing black dots, or clutching at his chest. Just smiling away like it was nothing. He did enjoy himself, I'll say that. I enjoyed it on a different level... after it was finished. That was the best part. :-) 

I do have to say that the horror walk was done very well and it did its job. 

If it's job was to make me nearly wet myself, then a job well done.