Seriously! If I am walking towards the door and am literally two steps away from reaching said door... don't close it in front of me or pretend you didn't see me.
I know you saw me.
I know you are an arse just like all the other people I have had the privilege of meeting or not meeting in the last few weeks.
Each and everyone of you has no issue with commenting on everything I do, from carrying coffee up stairs to closing doors in my face or letting off a nice big fart in the elevator just as I walk in, and you walk out. Yes a fart. Who does that? Actually happily farts and walks away with your head held high?
Mind your manners.
If you act this way at work, I would hate to know how you act in your personal life or if you have friends. You know you shouldn't have friends ... unless they are just like you.
I am in the midst of a science experiment. Watching the people around me and how they interact in their environment and how they interact with me. Safe to say, its not working quite well.
I am screaming in my head in frustration at the absolute lack of social skills these people have, and they in turn, look at me as if I am a tree loving hippy out to change their entire existence... i need more time in the day to do that.
I always knew they were slightly left of centre but i didnt realise how far left of that centre they were.
At this point its a science experiment of numpties.
At least I know I am assured of laughing every single day... at their expense of course.
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