I read a survey today about the sex lives of Australians.
Apparently Australian girls love tradies, men in uniform, emergency service workers. No debate there.
The strangest findings of said survey were that one in 10 Australian women wanted to be in a porn flick. I am not one of ten but I sure as hell will be asking nine of my friends what the hell they are hiding.
The state of Victoria is the most desperate to have sex with a celebrity, losers. The survey also found half of Victorians are unsatisfied with their sex life… go figure when you have fantasies about sleeping with Brangelina.
My beloved town of Canberra prefers old faithful (missionary position) despite the fact we are the porn capital of Australia. You would think we would be a little more kinky!
Tasmanians are clueless when it comes to positions. No surprises there… they are Tasmanians.
Surveys are friggin’ awesome. They probably surveyed five people and then came up with these findings.
Not bad for tomorrow’s fish and chip paper.
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