Brothers are funny

I have to share cause its funny.

I am lucky I had brothers because sisters would have been bloody awful.

I had a source of entertainment for many, many years and still continues today.

My older brother is 34, lives with his long term girlfriend.

My younger brother is 29, lives with his fiancee and is a father of two children under 3 years.

I remember stories about them that still make me laugh.

One rode his brand new BMX bike as hard and fast as could into a brick wall, and then stumbled out of the garage and said the wall jumped out at me. My younger brother and I could not stop laughing and I peed my pants a little.

The younger brother used the same words when he walked into a tree and said the tree jumped out at him.

Hmmmmm.

One has shaved his eyebrow off and pretended he had a shaving accident.... what was the shaver doing need your eyebrow, I asked? He said, it wasn't. Hmmmm.

The younger sent cash to his real estate agent for his bond but had no letter and no reference in the envelope... he had hoped his agent would know it was from him. Hmmmm.

Hey I have done some really stupid things... I said I wanted to be a gyno and study the ocean. I was 14 years old at the time of the comment.. not my best day.

Man I could write these stories forever... there are too many.

They are funny guys!