I am a prisoner in my own home

This week I was ordered to stay indoors after my doctor told me I had a severe case of tonsillitis.

I now have to stay indoors, amusing myself with lame arse television, DVDs I've watched hundreds of times, and goggling random things on the world wide web.

I've looked up the last episode of Roseanne, apparently Dan dies! I didn't know that.

I've been re-watching Sex and the City and now I hate Carrie. She is a little princess, who is not only high maintenance but pouts and chucks tantrums when men don't kneel to her whim, even if she is being unreasonable. Seriously, she is a pain in the arse!

I've read every gossip magazine I could get my hands on and I don't know half of the people in them, and I couldn't care less that (a) their apparent marriage was on the apparent rocks according to sources close the couple, (b) someone famous bought their coffee, making them a real person, and (c) how to please a man by making him dinner. Sure!

Seriously, there is nothing on Australian television and in magazines. It sucks!

If I could go outside, I would but NOOOO I'm a prisoner in my own home. Stupid tonsillitis!

I have done my washing, cleaned my kitchen... basically I'm cleaning to keep my occupied. I hate cleaning!

I've eaten my weight in soup and all I really want is a juicy meat burger, with caramelised onions, beetroot, lettuce, and tomato sauce, with crunchy chips on the side, and a beer.

Is it wrong to fantasise about a burger? Hopefully, my boyfriend doesn't get too miffed about that. Kisses!

I have to go back to Carrie! Seriously whingy pain in the arse! She was unhappy because “Big” didn't introduce her as his girlfriend to his mother but was taking her to the Caribbean for a holiday! The bastard. How dare he!

And then, she says, just tell me I'm the one (while pouting and shifting from foot to foot like a child in tantrum mood) and he says nothing. If you have to ask, then you know you're answer, I say. I wanted to slap her. Ok I know it's a show but she is annoying me.

I wondered if women are actually like that? If I am like that? What if I don't even know if its there? What if it hasn't been unleashed yet? Oh dear god! Everyone run for the hills! LOL LOL.

Anyway back to the couch, drinking my lunch and dinner cause I can't eat anything solid. Wah!